roumanian:

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

evikholin:

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

bandtshirt:

didn’t we just have a monday last week???? are we really gonna keep doing this?????

kitkat877:

rainbowsloveeveryone:

call-me-hopelesss:

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?

Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.

Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday

Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure

Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:

To answer all your burning questions……he said yes!!

HE SAID YES!!!!!

HE SAID YES!!!

HE sAID YES

ukrindian:

jlivingwell:

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me walking away from my wedding to the boy who worked on my parents’ farm after my bridesmaids and maid of honor refused to give me $1500 cash each to fund our destination wedding and so I go backpacking for 2 months in South America instead

sithish:

i HATE stories where a girl pines endlessly after a guy but i LOVE ones where a guy pines endlessly after a girl because i get off on watching men suffer from unrequited love lmao the misandrist jumped out 

meganphntmgrl:

meganphntmgrl:

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

“if you’re going to create a large corpse son, you better be ready to love him”